April Fool's Joke

It's 12:01 a.m. and I just uploaded the text below as my joke, you won't really understand it unless you go know about the league. I also changed the colors to green, purple, and red. The final touch was a completely new logo. My daughter and I couldn't wait to unleash this on the unsuspecting victims.



Sunday, April 1st, 2007. 12:01 a.m. New League!

We are pleased to announce new and exciting changes to the league today. As you may be aware our board has voted (23-1) to merge with the new Eastlake ASA. The new name for the league will be "Bonita Lake!" This brings our total player count from 800 to 1200!!! 100 of these players are boys since we are not allowed to deny them participation.

In order to accommodate the surge in players, the playground will be removed and a new field added in its place. We couldn't agree on a name for the field so for now, it will be called field 4, until we let the girls decide on a name. Unfortunately, we didn't sell enough carne asada tacos on Saturday to pay for additional parking. However, we have been given the use of a special "Softball Bus" that will run on game days. You can easily recognize the bus speeding down the road because it will be the one with all the bat bags on the roof!

In addition, we have added one more division: Tiny-Tot (2U/3U). The main purpose of this division is to prepare our future stars for the highly competitive T-Ball. Applications are available at the snackbar beginning on Monday (Space is limited to first come first served). Those that don't make it will be placed on the priority waiting list!

And finally; I know a lot of changes, we will no longer be using "official umpires." Parents will be required to go through the Bonita Lake Umpire Training School (BLUTS) for short. Having our parents ump will save thousands of dollars per year and of course result in less "messed up" calls!

Thanks and we hope you enjoy the new changes! Please leave a guestbook comment for feedback!