Do you do any of the following things in relation to elevators, if so, how many?
- Press the button even though it's already lit.
- Rush in before the people have gotten out.
- Head to a corner.
- Head to the control panel.
- Look up at the "floor" display the whole trip.
- Reach over and press the button instead of saying, "6 please."
- Avoid eye contact, or other people.
- Miss your floor because of someone in the elevator.
- Release "toxic" fumes as you get out on your floor.
- Press the "close" buton if you see someone.
- Pretend to press the "open" button, along with the acting.
- Go to the opposite corner of the pad so you can't press the "open" button.
- Go UP on purpose even though going down.
- Check out the other people in the elevator.
- Pretend to be "sick" to get more room. Cough, cough, Sneeze, clear out!
- Make plans for the day with someone on a different floor.
- Mumble "Why the heck are you using the elavator to go up 1 floor?"
- Hold your breath because someone is wearing too much colgne/perfume.
- Not get on because you don't want to be in the center being stared at.
- Not get on so you can be in the "empty" one that is next.
- Hanky Panky.
- Do nothing but hope the day goes by fast.
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