I went to Wings N Things for lunch and noticed that the place was packed with many people standing even though there was a seat by the window! How lucky of me, so I took a seat after ordering. After a few seconds, I look up and see a big guy sitting in front of me and then notice what his shirt says, "Fart Now Loading..." Now I know why nobody wanted this seat.
Should I have moved? Luckily, nothing was in the air!