Caller: Hello Amanda! You've been chosen at random to participate in a short five question survey.
Victim: How did you get my number?
Caller: Would you like to participate in this survey?
Victim: No. I don't participate in surveys.
Caller: Okay, good, good, good. Survey question number one - No. Now on to question number two.
Victim: I don't do surveys!
Caller: Okay. Why not?
Victim: Because they're stupid and waste my time.
Caller: Okay, good, good, good. Survey question number two - "waste of time." Only three more questions!
Victim: OMG you tricked me!
Caller: How did I do that?
Victim: By asking me questions!!!
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