I don't see animal fries on the menu at In-N-Out Burger but my friends know what they are!
Have you ever had "animal style?" The cashiers get all confused when I order animal style fries and then say no onions on the burger.
Hungry yet?
Life goes by so fast...need to take a few seconds to write down and remember experiences that make me the person I am. 
It's Too Hot For My iPhone!
| iPhone Too Hot |
The temperature outside was about 110 but I didn't know that my phone would complain. Luckily it recovered and I was able to use it within about a minute.
Hmmm...I wonder if there is a too cold warning message also.
Has this ever happened to you?
I am NOT a trash can
Should they leave the can or take it away?
$4,000 Piglet Bank
You've heard of piggy banks and probably even had a plastic one before. The unique thing about this piglet bank, is that it's a real dead piglet!
If you're willing to wait up to a year for a piglet to die, then this is up your alley. Only $4,000!
What do you think?
If you're willing to wait up to a year for a piglet to die, then this is up your alley. Only $4,000!
What do you think?
Chess With Friends
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| Scholar's Mate |
At this point it's really Chess with Strangers. I play about 10 games at a time. Not because I think I'm good but because that way there is always a move going on and I don't have to wait for days (after a week or so, they automatically resign if they don't move) for a piece to get moved.
After a month now, I play a few regular people and we seem to have gone the same route...WWF and then to CWF. I'm pretty evenly matched with them - "Take a lesson or give a lesson!"
One thing that I don't like is that you can't pre-select a player level. This often leads to playing absolute beginners. Ezekiel asked me what the shortest checkmate was: Fool's Mate but that Scholar's Mate comes in a close second. The opportunity came around and I showed him exactly what it looked like.
I'm an average chess player, so if you'd like to play a game, my nickname is: DaShoe.
Lethologica
Have you ever scrambled for a word and just couldn't get the right one? You go around asking everyone and they look at you funny. Well, look up that word and tell me if it describes a condition you might be experiencing.
Nope. I'm not giving you a link!
Nope. I'm not giving you a link!
Photo Enforcement Tickets
I thought this was pretty funny! We've all seen the red-light photo enforcement cameras in intersections to catch motorists but this guy is or has beaten the system until now. He has a boatload (Sam defines boatload in this case as 37) of pictures just like this sent to his house and he always returns them stating that it isn't him.
The law states you can fight it, but the photo on his driver's license doesn't match the photo captured by the intersection camera. He refused to pay so a investigative unit followed him.
You can read about the "Monkey Driver That Won't Pay Fine" if you'd like. Have you ever been busted by the camera?
The law states you can fight it, but the photo on his driver's license doesn't match the photo captured by the intersection camera. He refused to pay so a investigative unit followed him.
You can read about the "Monkey Driver That Won't Pay Fine" if you'd like. Have you ever been busted by the camera?
2009 Little League World Series
Have you been watching the Little League World Series? We have! Our local Chula Vista team Parkview Little League won today versus the only team that had beaten them in the tournament - San Antonio, Texas. The earlier loss (3-6) was forgotten as Parkview ended the US Championship Game early by the mercy rule, 12-2.
I saw some of my friends on the tube when the cameras panned the audience. Jess was at a football game so I was sending updates to her via text as they happened. She would then tell the rest of the parents at the game.
Now, Parkview will face Chinese Taipei in the the Little League World Series Championship game at Noon Pacific time tomorrow. We're having a little carne asada and munchies at our game get together to cheer the team on. :)
On a side note, has anyone noticed that of the 16 teams in the LLWS that eight are from the United States? And that the United States (1 of the 8 teams) gets an automatic berth into the Championship Game to face the International Champion? Doesn't it seem like this is a United States versus the World tournament?
The spoiled under-30 crowd
I got this e-mail today...How many remember this?
If you're 30 or older you'll think this is hilarious!!! Maybe!
When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were. When they were growing up; what with walking Twenty-five miles to school every morning....Uphill...barefoot...BOTH ways...Yadda, yadda, yadda
And I remember promising myself that when I grew up, there was no way in hell I was going to lay a bunch of crap like that on my kids about how hard I had it and how easy they've got it!
But now that... I'm over the ripe old age of thirty, I can't help but look around and notice the youth of today.
You've got it so easy! I mean, compared to my childhood, you live in a damn Utopia!
And I hate to say it, but you kids today, you don't know how good you've got it!
I mean, when I was a kid we didn't have The Internet. If we wanted to know something, we had to go to the damn library and look it up ourselves, in the card catalogue!!
There was no email!! We had to actually write somebody a letter - with a pen!
Then you had to walk all the way across the street and put it in the mailbox and it would take, like, a week to get there! Stamps were 10 cents!
Child Protective Services didn't care if our parents beat us.. As a matter of fact, the parents of all my friends also had permission to kick our ass and we got "Licks" from the teachers and principals. Nowhere was safe , I even remember Grandma beating me!
There were no MP3' s or Napsters! If you wanted to steal music, you had to hitchhike to the damn record store and shoplift it yourself! Or, you had to wait around all day to tape it off the radio and the DJ would usually talk over the beginning and @#*% it all up! There were no CD players! We had tape decks in our car. We'd play our favorite tape and "eject" it when finished and the tape would come undone. Cause - that's how we rolled, dig?
We didn't have fancy crap like Call Waiting! If you were on the phone and somebody else called they got a busy signal, that's it!
And we didn't have fancy Caller ID either! When the phone rang, you had no idea who it was! It could be your school, your mom, your boss, your bookie, your drug dealer, a collections agent, you just didn't know!!! You had to pick it up and take your chances, mister!
We didn't have any fancy Sony Playstation video games with high-resolution 3-D graphics! We had the Atari 2600! With games like 'Space Invaders' and 'Asteroids'. Your guy was a little square! You actually had to use your imagination!! And there were no
multiple levels or screens, it was just one screen...forever! And you could never win. The game just kept getting harder and harder and faster and faster until you died! Just like LIFE!
You had to use a little book called a TV Guide to find out what was on! You were screwed when it came to channel surfing! You had to get off your ass and walk over to the TV to change the channel! NO REMOTES!!!
There was no Cartoon Network either! You could only get cartoons on Saturday Morning. Do you hear what I'm saying!?! We had to wait ALL WEEK for cartoons, you spoiled little rat-bastards! And we didn't have microwaves, if we wanted to heat something up we had to use the stove! Imagine that!
That's exactly what I'm talking about! You kids today have got it too easy. You're spoiled. You guys wouldn't have lasted five minutes back in 1980 or before!
Regards,
The Over 30 Crowd
If you're 30 or older you'll think this is hilarious!!! Maybe!
When I was a kid, adults used to bore me to tears with their tedious diatribes about how hard things were. When they were growing up; what with walking Twenty-five miles to school every morning....Uphill...barefoot...BOTH ways...Yadda, yadda, yadda
And I remember promising myself that when I grew up, there was no way in hell I was going to lay a bunch of crap like that on my kids about how hard I had it and how easy they've got it!
But now that... I'm over the ripe old age of thirty, I can't help but look around and notice the youth of today.
You've got it so easy! I mean, compared to my childhood, you live in a damn Utopia!
And I hate to say it, but you kids today, you don't know how good you've got it!
I mean, when I was a kid we didn't have The Internet. If we wanted to know something, we had to go to the damn library and look it up ourselves, in the card catalogue!!
There was no email!! We had to actually write somebody a letter - with a pen!
Then you had to walk all the way across the street and put it in the mailbox and it would take, like, a week to get there! Stamps were 10 cents!
Child Protective Services didn't care if our parents beat us.. As a matter of fact, the parents of all my friends also had permission to kick our ass and we got "Licks" from the teachers and principals. Nowhere was safe , I even remember Grandma beating me!
There were no MP3' s or Napsters! If you wanted to steal music, you had to hitchhike to the damn record store and shoplift it yourself! Or, you had to wait around all day to tape it off the radio and the DJ would usually talk over the beginning and @#*% it all up! There were no CD players! We had tape decks in our car. We'd play our favorite tape and "eject" it when finished and the tape would come undone. Cause - that's how we rolled, dig?
We didn't have fancy crap like Call Waiting! If you were on the phone and somebody else called they got a busy signal, that's it!
And we didn't have fancy Caller ID either! When the phone rang, you had no idea who it was! It could be your school, your mom, your boss, your bookie, your drug dealer, a collections agent, you just didn't know!!! You had to pick it up and take your chances, mister!
We didn't have any fancy Sony Playstation video games with high-resolution 3-D graphics! We had the Atari 2600! With games like 'Space Invaders' and 'Asteroids'. Your guy was a little square! You actually had to use your imagination!! And there were no
multiple levels or screens, it was just one screen...forever! And you could never win. The game just kept getting harder and harder and faster and faster until you died! Just like LIFE!
You had to use a little book called a TV Guide to find out what was on! You were screwed when it came to channel surfing! You had to get off your ass and walk over to the TV to change the channel! NO REMOTES!!!
There was no Cartoon Network either! You could only get cartoons on Saturday Morning. Do you hear what I'm saying!?! We had to wait ALL WEEK for cartoons, you spoiled little rat-bastards! And we didn't have microwaves, if we wanted to heat something up we had to use the stove! Imagine that!
That's exactly what I'm talking about! You kids today have got it too easy. You're spoiled. You guys wouldn't have lasted five minutes back in 1980 or before!
Regards,
The Over 30 Crowd
What's that smell?
Jess and I are walking down the street in China Town in San Francisco and I spot the following license plate. I got my phone out and Jess knew exactly what I was going to do. The other night I saw one that said, "LiL Terd" but it was too dark to get a clear shot.What is the weirdest plate you've seen? Would you get a vanity plate? If so, what would your plate read?
Always buy the PRO version!
Somehow I think a small change was meant to be removed before the release version went out! Another error that appeared in a project that I took over was, "Show me the money!!!" Do you think developers should put these kinds of errors in their messages?
Vista SP2 Available
Microsoft has a new update for Vista. How many things will it break in the process of fixing issues?
Spinning Girl
Look at the spinning girl. Which way is she spinning, clockwise or counterclockwise? Based on how you look at the image, you can make it go the opposite direction! Don't get discouraged if you can't see it right away.
Where is My Mind?
First U.S. Face Transplant
Connie Culp, shot by her husband in the face was the first face transplant in the United States. The husband received seven years for the shotgun blast that nearly killed her back in 2004, but she had years of recovering ahead of her. As you can tell by the before and after photos that surgeons did a great job with what they had.I admire the strength it took for her to come forward with her story and know that it would be difficult for many to face all the gawking and pointing.
Do you think that seven years was enough? And secondly, would you go through a face transplant if you were in the same situation?
Headache Remedy
Texting Bus Driver Crashes
It is against the law to text while driving in California but people still do it anyway. This bus driver from San Antonio was caught on video texting and getting into a traffic accident on the freeway.Do you text while driving?
The Swine Flu
Are you concerned about all the coverage on the swine flu? I've seen reports of people buying up masks and hand sanitizers. I think that people are going to flood the emergency rooms soon at the slightest sign of the flu just to be safe.
Will the standard measures: washing your hands, covering your mouth if you cough, and practicing standard hygiene, work in this situation?
Quick, Quick...what company makes Tamiflu? Not that anyone would try to profit off this.
Will the standard measures: washing your hands, covering your mouth if you cough, and practicing standard hygiene, work in this situation?
Quick, Quick...what company makes Tamiflu? Not that anyone would try to profit off this.
Air Force One Low Flying Stunt Goes Bad
Fom the AP Story
Why the Defense Department wanted to do a photo op right around the site of the World Trade Center catastrophe defies the imagination," Bloomberg said. "Poor judgment would be a nice ways to phrase it. ... Had I known about it, I would have called them right away and asked them not to."
Would you have authorized this?
Why the Defense Department wanted to do a photo op right around the site of the World Trade Center catastrophe defies the imagination," Bloomberg said. "Poor judgment would be a nice ways to phrase it. ... Had I known about it, I would have called them right away and asked them not to."
Would you have authorized this?
Chat With Strangers
I heard about site that allows you to chat with strangers. The purpose is:
At least it makes it much easier to disconnect from the chat since your name is: "Stranger." You don't have to worry about going invisible or blocking anyone. This might be good for a post secret type of thing if you need to get something off your chest but that's about it.
Omegle is a brand-new service for meeting new friends. When you use Omegle, we pick another user at random and let you have a one-on-one chat with each other. Chats are completely anonymous, although there is nothing to stop you from revealing personal details if you would like.There is a New York Times article about it so I tried it out. The site randomly picks one of the 2400 anonymous people that were online at the time and asks you to say, "Hi." I went through several chats and found out that that it is exactly what you would expect from a random anonymous chat.
At least it makes it much easier to disconnect from the chat since your name is: "Stranger." You don't have to worry about going invisible or blocking anyone. This might be good for a post secret type of thing if you need to get something off your chest but that's about it.
What does this mean to you?
Is anyone even surprised by any of this? Imagine what it truly means when your kid says, "I'm bored!"
Fart Loading
I went to Wings N Things for lunch and noticed that the place was packed with many people standing even though there was a seat by the window! How lucky of me, so I took a seat after ordering. After a few seconds, I look up and see a big guy sitting in front of me and then notice what his shirt says, "Fart Now Loading..." Now I know why nobody wanted this seat.Should I have moved? Luckily, nothing was in the air!
Instant Tan
"Honey, the bottle says, 'natural looking tan. Nobody can tell the difference!' Whatcha think?"
Have you ever used a "bronzer?"
Optical Illusion
Tell me what image you see on the left. Don't answer too quickly as you might miss something! :)
I haven't done one of these in a long time and my daughter likes these so don't be surprised if you see more on here.
I haven't done one of these in a long time and my daughter likes these so don't be surprised if you see more on here.
thepiratebay.org crew found guilty!
All those in the torrent scene were waiting to see what the verdict would be in the thepiratebay trial. Although polls by those that use torrents overwhelmingly thought they would be found not guilty, they were found guilty in Sweden. Of course nothing really earth shattering happened and here's the press release from the pirate bay.The four: Fredrik Neij, Gottfrid Svartholm Warg, Peter Sunde Kolmisoppi and Carl Lundstrom were sentenced to a year in jail and to pay about 3.6 million USD. The huge media companies celebrated a big win since this service has almost 4 million users. A never-ending cat and mouse game between the media giants and file-sharing community.
Note that the pirate bay doesn't have any copyrighted material but downloading a file from the site allows those using p2p to get the desired copyrighted material.
The case will be appealed, and this will drag on. You can still get to http://thepiratebay.org/.
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