Okay! What do you do when you have a million dollar bill? You go to the supermarket and try to get change! You can read the MSNBC article Man trying to pass $1,000,000 bill. But, this isn't the first time that someone has been busted trying to pass the phony bills. Here's a bright one trying to sneak one by a Walmart employee: Busted at Walmart (nice mugshot!)
Not to be outdone, someone has even tried the ONE BILLION dollar treasury notes. But you can look that up on your own! :)
Would you laugh in their face?