Overheard at the soda fountain

I had just finished getting my drink from the soda machine and a couple came up next to me. this is what they said, or something to the same effect.

Girl: Uh, honey what do you want?
Guy: Diet Coke, please.
Girl: Uh no, I heard that is more badder for you and you will get fatterer.
Guy: Laughs. No that's why it's called DIET, duh, and that's why people with diabetes can only drink that.
Girl: But the news said that like it was though.

What have you overheard that sounded funny?

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