Dude: How much are nachos?Clerk: $3.00.
Dude: OK. Give me a nachos with jalapeños.
Clerk: How many?
Dude: uh...about 10 or so.
Clerk: 12 Jalapeños. Napkins?
Dude: Yes.
Clerk: Will you be eating them here, or leaving the fields?
Dude: Huh? uh...here. I'm watching a game.
Clerk: Here ya go. Is that it?
Dude: That's it.
Clerk: That'll be $13.00.
Dude: WHAT? You said they were $3.00!
Clerk: There is a "basket" charge of $1.00 to hold the nachos, $2.00 for the cheese, $2.00 for the Jalapeños, $1.00 for the napkins and a $2.00 on-site consumption fee.
Dude: You gotta be kidding? What if I eat it "off-site?"
Clerk: Still $2.00 because we have to charge you the "off-site" fee.
Dude: That is only $11.00 what is the last $2.00 for?
Clerk: My tip! I had to make the nachos for you. I provided a service by assembling the ingredients.
Dude: That's a huge rip-off. Nevermind, I don't want them anymore.
Clerk: I've already custom made your nachos for you. I can't take them back.
Well, it wasn't that bad. But they charged for the jalapeños and don't even think of asking for more ice in your cup! :) You want some nachos?
5 comments:
lol! Hey! I thought you had an off till friday?? When did this happen??
You are so silly!
I feel like this at the movies.
Is this a joke???? You've really got to be kidding...this didn't really happen, did it???
LOL...look at the label below the post. They did charge for the jalapenos. And everything there was expensive, though.
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